OK.... So over the past nearly 4 years at good ol' Mickey D's I have come across some (this is nice saying) interesting people. I have SOOOO many stories of things that are said to me or a fellow employee.
I will proceed to list these stories with some of them having pre-storie context to help you understand the funniness of the situation.
ME=McDonalds Employee MC=McDonalds Customer
#1... ME: What can we make for you? MC: A McCafe Hot Chocolate. ME: Ok, would you like that made with Whole or Nonfat milk? MC: What's the Difference? Melissa thinking (Are you serious...) after a good chuckle ME gets back to customer saying... ME: One has lots of fat and one has no fat. (Really people... what is the difference between whole and non-fat milk)
#2... Pre-Story...Customer pulls up to speaker and is not even fully to a stop...MC: HELLO... (clearing throat sound very loudly)... Hello is anyone there...(extremely annoying whistling)... HELLO HELLO HELLO (all this with in a 5 sec time fame) ME:Hi what can we make for you? MC: Ummm.. Just a sec... (People PLEASE do not hello us if you are not even ready to order!!!!!)
#3... Pre-Story... A McD Egg McMuffin is made with Egg, Canadian Bacon, and Cheese...MC: Calling McDonalds to Complain... Melissa:(answering the phone)...Logan McDonalds this is Melissa. MC:WHO IS THIS???? Melissa: Like I said this is Logan McDonalds and my name is Melissa, how can I help you? MC... Yes, I just came through your drive thru and ordered an Egg Mcmuffin with no egg and when I got home I checked my bag and I got a Muffin with Cheese and Canadian Bacon!!! Melissa: Ok... what is the problem? An egg mcmuffin with no egg would be a muffin with cheese and Canadian. I wanted a muffin with NO CHEESE AND ONLY SAUSAGE!!! That is why I ordered an EGG MCMUFFIN WITH NO EGG!!!! Melissa: Ok mam, I am sorry that you did not receive..(them I am cut off) MC: I am not going to argue with you I just want what I want and that is what I expect every time I come!!! Melissa: Ok mam... next time if you could please just ask for a Sausage McMuffin with no cheese then you will get a muffin with only sausage. MC: I WANT AN EGG MCMUFFIN NO EGG... THAT WOULD BE A MUFFIN WITH NO CHEESE ONLY SAUSAGE!!!!
Melissa (wants to say): Well mam since you seem to think you know better than me as to how to work here please apply at www.mcstate.com. Instead Melissa says...sorry for the inconvenience, have a great day.
#4... MC: I would like a #3 with Coffee. ME: Ok Sir would you like that with Cream or Sugar. I would like it BLACK and could you put two sugars in the coffee please. (What???) I don't drink coffee myself and I know that when you order a coffee black that is with NO cream and NO sugar... Silly people...
I know that there are soooo many more stories to come. I will be making this a frequent blog. If for no one else's enjoyment but for my own. I love the quality of people that are living and breathing amongst us in this country.
On a side note.... McDonalds New Oatmeal... DELICIOUS!!!!
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