So, as a woman I am sure I am not alone in my ways. I have been in a pattern, that if I am not planning to leave my home and do not have planned visitors, that any restrictive upper body clothing is not a necessary article of clothing to wear.
So this evening I was sitting on the couch filtering important/not important emails when a someone came a knockin...
.... I immediately start a mini panic attack in my head. With the first thing popping into my mind... "where is my Bra?" I am fervently searching the living room while I mentally check off all the rest of the "Do before answering the door" list. Is your hair brushed? No... that's ok. Are your clothes clean... Yes.. Well, kind of. There is that Fry Sauce stain on my jeans. ... Is there anything embarrassing within view from the Front Door... A couple Toys, some unused Diapers thrown all over the floor, shoes scattered everywhere... ACCEPTABLE! So the last thing is... Where is that DARN bra... Oh well I am going to take my chances that it is not someone who will notice/care. I answer the door... It was one of my Cute neighbors returning some Safety Goggles. After she left I plopped back on the couch and came to the realization the I HAD MY BRA ON THE WHOLE TIME! HA HA HA!!! I am so Silly some times!
So moral of the Story... If you come to my door and it takes me a min to answer.. I am checking off my LIST!
On another note... A while back I forgot to add my husband to my LIST and invited a couple (Now our Current Bishop/Bishop's Wife) to come in. I was showing them into the kitchen when Bishop throws him arm up in a Block for his wife! He had walked into the kitchen with my husband sitting at the table with Nothing on but his underwear! Ha Ha Ha
**On a completely different Note I would like to take a Sec to talk about my LOVE/HATE relationship I had with Amazon today...
On July 30th I ordered a large number of Paper Towels, Toilet Paper, Paper Plates, Lysol Wipes, and Baby Wipes... They were ordered in a different method than I typically use... so in the end I didn't pay attention and ALL my items were delivered to our Old Town home that we haven't lived in for 1.5 years. I called Amazon, who stated they can't change the delivery address but would be happy to REDELIVER and no additional cost all the items that were shipped to the wrong address.... HERE I AM feeling LOVE for Amazon...
I told them that when I went into town if the items were still on the door step at our old address I would grab them and send them back. They said that would be good and to call first for a Return Label...
I go and pick up the items WHICH WERE MASSIVE and barely fit in my car... and I immediately call Amazon for a Return Label. THE NEXT 3 HOURS consisted of me calling Amazon... no one knowing how to help me... Getting hung up on, hanging up on people, and NEARLY HAVING A MELT DOWN in the Sams Club Parking Lot. I AM NOW feeling HATE for Amazon.
I figure I will wait till I get home and will call back one final time. I get home and check my email first to find MULTIPLE Return Labels and not a Single one for what I need. STILL Feeling HATE... I calm my self, Sing a little Daniel Tiger... "When your feeling frustrated, Take a step back and ask for help"...
For those who may have not had the pleasure of learning this song... Please refer to video below :) Then I picked up the phone and Called Amazon ONE FINAL TIME! I got a Very Pleasant Gentleman who sat quietly and let me tell my 15 min story for the Umpteenth time. At the end he said ... "oh my, what a mess." No kidding Amazon Rep, NO KIDDING! He puts me on hold and comes back and Tells me...
"You know what Mrs. Bunce, I have a great Idea... would you like to hear it!" He proceeds to tell me he is canceling ALL the Returns and I should Keep ALL the items from the Original order that I went and picked up from our old home... and ALL of the new order that will be delivered to our current home Tomorrow! I felt a little Guilty... That is not what i was wanting... I was just wanting to return the items... BUT wow... serious, what a Kind Gesture! So I sat for a moment trying to not Cry... (I was pretty emotional at this point in the day) and trying to think of how to accept his kind offer without making it seem as if that was my intention all along... We ended the call and I was so happy that when I received the 30th Email about would you please rate your CS experience... THAT I DID! And I gave him all Excellent scores and even wrote him a kind Thank You letter! I AM NOW FEELING LOVE AGAIN!
PS... HERE IS my Favorite Selfie from the WEEK!
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